A wealthy woman was being shown around the hospital. During hertour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman. 'That's disgraceful!

Why is hedoing that?' The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a seriouscondition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if hedoesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme painand his testicles could easily rupture.''

'Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay,' said the woman. As theypassed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bedwhile a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, 'Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?Again the doctor spoke very calmly, 'Same illness, better health plan.'